Greg Larsen: Unrelenting Ultra-Violence

Hello I am Greg and I weigh more than 99 percent of all performers at this festival, so in terms of dollars spent per kilo you are already saving HUGE amounts by coming to see me.

I've won awards and stuff but who cares. What matters is that I am big and funny and I want to spend time with YOU. In any case I hope you buy a ticket and watch me grub around and get mucky.

If you are a real estate agent or you own one of those Ford Raptors then don't come. You are banned.